Rat Kabobs

Rat Kabob (6): Six rats skewered on an arrow. A conversation starter and a tasty meal. Not enough meat to really do anything special with. Effect: +1 Impressiveness when story telling while holding the kabob.

Rat Kabob (8): Same as above but Is enough rats to make a burger.

Rat Kabob (30): 30 rats skewered on an arrow. This feat is physically impossible, as such it is a fixed point in time/space. Nothing can be removed or added to the kabob. This kabob is literally indestructible. If a creature looks at the kabob for too long (10 seconds), and intelligence is high enough to recognize the impossibility, then the creature must make a wisdom saving throw (DC 12) or go mad for 1d4 hours. This kabob shall henceforth be known as the Kabob of the Ages.

Rat Kabobs

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